thing I've never seen

When someone talks about something you think is a myth, you may say "wow, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!"

Saw a bigfoot in a UFO? WOW, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!

by I, Wreckerrr July 19, 2021

i've heard it both ways

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

by blulelizard October 5, 2009

I've got your back

You are going to watch out and be a second set of eyes for someone. You will look out for their best interests and let them know if they have missed something. You will stick up for them.

Dbyrn: Hey, Frappe, I saw some kids messing around near your car, looked like they might be think about breaking in.
Frappe: Dude, seriously?
Dbryn: Yeah, I took some pix of them with my cell phone and they saw me and split really quick.
Frappe: Thanks Dude!
Dbryn: Don't worry, you know I've got your back.

by dhax August 7, 2011

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

I've got Deji winning this

Popularized by Instagram accounts from RealBearus's comment section is a popular phrase, 'I've got Deji winning this' it is symbolistic of the future Youtuber Deji, also known as Deji Olatunji, has winning his next future fight exclusive to his intense training coming off his devastating loss against TikTok Star, Vinnie Hacker, on June 12, 2021.

I've got Deji winning this

by LORD KSI August 3, 2021

I've gone Willie Nelson

Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana

I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.

by Richard Young February 4, 2008

I've seen better days

A song written and performed by Citizen King, a 90's punk/alternative/hip-hop band out of Milwaukee with their own unique sound. The song had it's debut on the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle in 2000. It was again featured on the final episode in 2006.

Alot of morons out there believe this song is by Sublime or Everclear. It sounds nothin like Brads voice, I can see how people may mistake it for Everclear, but still, they sound different.

Citizen King is underrated.

"I've Seen Better Days" always picks me up and helps me laugh at life when I'm feelin down and mopy.

by Austin Daynjah March 18, 2009