Hypothetical

a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started

typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK

S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense

G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too

S: Give us proof then

*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*

S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)

G:Also i said this was hypothetical

S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion

by thatdiscordasianguy October 18, 2019

Hypothetical Optimism

When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.

1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.

by whx November 19, 2023

Hypothetically

A word Ben Shapiro uses

Ben Shapiro: let's say, for the sake of argument, hypothetically speaking.......

by Jsuisuncarrot June 30, 2023

Hypothetical bullshit

The what if kind of bullshit.

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

Hypothetical pussy

Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy

Lee had some serious hypothetical pussy when the girls were staring at his gray sweatpants

by tractascott June 18, 2021

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025