When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.
1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
by whx November 19, 2023
Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy
by tractascott June 19, 2021
a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started
typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK
S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense
G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too
S: Give us proof then
*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*
S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)
G:Also i said this was hypothetical
S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
by thatdiscordasianguy October 18, 2019
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."
This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022
The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
by arandomsomeone November 22, 2018