Hypothetical Optimism

When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.
1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
by whx November 19, 2023
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Hypothetical pussy

Cooch that you could have gotten at a specific moment, yet did not fully achieve. If you have rejected a girl and/or did not capitalize on a cooch opportunity, you have had hypothetical pussy
Lee had some serious hypothetical pussy when the girls were staring at his gray sweatpants
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Hypothetical

a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started
typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK

S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense

G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too

S: Give us proof then

*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*

S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)

G:Also i said this was hypothetical

S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
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Hypothetical

😑... Lucky guess bitch
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
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A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios
Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation
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hypothetical generosity

The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
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Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki

A wiki hosted on Wikia for tropical cyclone enthusiasts who want to make articles for all kinds of tropical cyclones regardless of strength or location.
A friend invited me to contribute on the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki.
by arandomsomeone November 22, 2018
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