A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
Get the Hyperactive Wiping Disorder mug.Hyperausparesis is used when someone says a joke or something remotely funny and causes you to laugh uncontrollably or make a series of puns (which suck), often causing a scene. This is only used when the situation becomes awkward or cringe after the person afflicted with hyperausparesis does something rash (e.g., tells a joke).
Person A: lmao ur so NOT funny
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
Person B: uhhh
Person C: AhhAHHAHAHAHAAHHhahahaAHha
Person C: you know what else is funny?
Person A: no.
Person C: your dad
Person C: AHAhaahhAHhahahaHha
Person B: *cringes*
Person B: Hyperausparesis am I right?
by taewithkookie April 15, 2022
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When you see a trailer of a moive, but the trailer only shows the good parts, so when you see the movie you're disappointed.
Man 1: Im going to go see Adventure Land this week.
Man 2: Dude don't do it that movie such a trailer hype.
Man 2: Dude don't do it that movie such a trailer hype.
by Say2500 April 4, 2009
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by steelerboy69 March 8, 2017
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Get the Hype House mug.If you're a male, while receiving oral sex, just as you're about to ejaculate, you scream, "Gyarados. Use Hyper Beam!" Then you ejaculate on her face. If she starts complaining, say, "Gyarados must recharge".
by itsthedalton October 21, 2011
Get the Hyper Beam mug.A Hype Beast is a kid that collect clothing, shoes, and accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others. Although the individual may not have a dime to their name they like to front like they are making far more then everybody else. Equipped with mommies credit card the Hype Beast will try his hardest to make sure he has every pair of Nike’s he saw Jay-Z wearing on 106 & Park.
Te kid you see waiting 10 hours in line for the newest garbage BAPE is putting out. Thats Hype Beast.
by Alexander Langox510x May 6, 2006
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