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Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012
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Humpty Trumpty Dumpty

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.
Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.
by spen53 May 14, 2018
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HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.
Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.
by Reese98 May 3, 2021
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Humpty dumpty

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty
by Crt November 26, 2022
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