humpy dory

when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.

My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.

by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

Liam humpies

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Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies

by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

humpy

When you're hungry and it makes you grumpy.

Let's go eat, you don't want to see my humpy.

by Spazkles July 16, 2017

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018