lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 28, 2019

humpy

When you're hungry and it makes you grumpy.

Let's go eat, you don't want to see my humpy.

by Spazkles July 17, 2017

Humpies

The annoying act that your four-legged cunt does to new guests.

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!

by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 03, 2020

Humpy

The action of one giving one’s mother wood

Harvey- “Bruno mush just gave your mum decent humpy like”
Bruno- “ Fuck sake not again”

by Greenwood.the.destroyer January 31, 2022

humpies

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.

I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!

by badtimeforbonzo March 14, 2018

Humpy

A state of excitement to the point of feeling like humping the air.

"I am getting downright humpy about this trip!"

"Ah jeez, I'm starting to get humpyyy."

by J0hnP3nis November 23, 2016

Humpy

Someone who is a bit chubby “ dumpy” but still really hot. Hot and dumpy. “ Humpy”

Dat bitch is hot, look at that bumper. She is Humpy.

by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 14, 2017