by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez deez
Guy 1-“Hey”
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies
Guy2-“Sup”
Guy1-“What is the answer to question c”
Guy 2-“I think the answer is Deez
Guy 1-“wtf is deez”
Guy2-“lmao”. #liam humpies
by Deez deez deez February 10, 2022

Sadie: Ewwwww, no humpies!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
Paul: Yeah, he does that with everyone. SARGE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND! BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man October 3, 2020

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

by Spazkles July 16, 2017

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

The act of rubbing your genitals against the bed, often thrusting your hips up and down to achieve an orgasm.
I was watching a pornographic movie while laying on my bed, on my stomach. I wanted to do humpies SO BAD!
by badtimeforbonzo May 10, 2018
