hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

hummer

a word used to say homo but commonly used around homos so they dont see you makeing fun of them

hey josh you see that kid, hes such a hummer

by brandon baum January 7, 2005

hummer

A frickin' alchoholic Drink

"TGI-Friday's makes a bad ass Hummer"

by J2k3 March 25, 2003

hummer

synonym for 'pussy magnet'

hummer

by quaaah May 4, 2010

hummer

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."

by andrew June 17, 2005

hummer

Getting a little oral sex

your girl going down on the old willy

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003