Hoetation

Original reference: HBO's Insecure
It is a phase during you life.

Hoe + rotating= hoetation

You are single (probably fresh out of a relationship)
You are "dating".
You are fucking anyone you want.
Not giving one fuck in the world.

You are in hoetation.

Darla just ended her long-term relationship and now she's free and single. She wants to be in hoetation now and do everyone!

by my_vickisecret July 26, 2017

Hotamil

Hotamil is a new email server that is dedicated for people who make alot of typo's in the hotmail server. You see, one typo in the hotmail server equals 10 dead kittens.

Why go to hotmail if you can go to the new and better hotamil. Save the kittens!

typo hotamil

by Hendrikus the turd May 2, 2010

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)

Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.

by pandroid October 12, 2014

hotato

a girl or guy who looks like a potato or refers to themselves as a potato but still pulls hella ho's

"she says shes a potato but she's actually a hotato"

by hotato July 28, 2016

Hostage farter

To lay on someone and proceed to fart on them. While continuing to lay on them. Making them unable to get up and remove them self from the fart stench

On my favorite show Before the 90 days, Mike is a hostage farter. He laid on Ximena farted & stayed on top of her. She was not happy with his grossness.

by Nattie Boom January 28, 2022

latte hotay

It is a starkid reference from tgwdlm ted says it about someone who works at the coffee shop to Paul. Paul repeats it later only to be wrong about who 'the latte hotay' is some people call certain starkid members latte hotays

Example 1

Paul: you know the... latte hotay

Ted: that's not the latte hotay

Example 2

Starkid fan 1: Joey Richter is the latte hotay in starship

Starkid fan 2:i think he's the latte hotay in all the musicals

Starkid fan 1: well you're only a bit right

by I don't even know why April 14, 2020