Portland Howler

The act of regurgitating on ones penis for the purpose of lube, in leu of KY jelly (or other various lubes). First tried in Portland, OR; and the stomach acid burns the receiver's vaginal or anal areas making them blurt a ghastly howl.

Ben: "Dude, I was in a pinch so I pulled a Portland Howler."
Henry: "Did it hurt?"
Ben: "It tingled a little bit, but she was howlin'!"

by haha ik right August 5, 2011

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

howker

Howker is a Scottish person who farms potatoes

Aye sin your just like your father and old ayrshire tattie howker

by Thebiy December 29, 2014

howler

Someone who is disgusting and beyond the definition of ugly

His ex girlfriend was an absolute howler!

by Howlergrowler May 15, 2015

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

howerd

Sexy fit peng loyal and will always be there for you if you ever find a howerd make sure you never lose her or you will regret it for the rest of your life

I think i love that howerd

by Vkpatel April 22, 2018

Howdere

•Someone who doesn't understand why they're in love with you, i.e.
•A relationship with someone with amnesia
•When someone or some people act like a couple when in reality they aren’t
Ex.
“how did this happen???”
“We’re together???”
“I think we may be dating…”
"I guess we're meant to be??"

Key characteristics: confused looks, asking what your name is again, being resigned to being with you, struck by Cupid's arrow in a way, arranged, keep jumping between friendzone-ing you and dating.

“Uh, I think we’re together.”-A Howdere
“She’s a Howdere, I just know it”
“How are my best friends’ are not dating???they are both such a Howdere.”

by YuyuandYuri April 21, 2022