howering

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower

Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering

by Anjonu April 23, 2018

Hoovering Sushi

The act of eating sushi so quickly that it resembles a vacuum cleaner

I'm still full from hoovering sushi at dinner

by RealmsOfJova June 22, 2022

Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!

by Malc. August 27, 2007

hoovering

To have an abortion

She got pregnant but dacided to get hovered.

by Julie February 28, 2004

Snort Hoovering

Snort Hoovering: The act of throwing cocaine or other substances into the air and sucking it up as fast as you can with your nose.

Person 1:So, Jenny was out at a party this weekend and the bitch wasted most of my coke on Snort Hoovering!

Person 2: WTF is Snort Hoovering?!

Person 1: I dunno. Bitch made it up. She throws it up into the air and snorts as much as she can.

Person 2: Shit dude!

by PrincePuck. March 8, 2009

hoovering

To snort a powdered drug such as cocaine

He was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.

by Montana Haze March 4, 2009

hoovering

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.

She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.

by Jake March 11, 2004