Not in THIS house

"Not in THIS house" is a phrase used to let someone know that whatever they're doing/saying is highly inappropriate. Often used in a joking manner.

Tommy is saying goodnight to his girlfriend at his parents house. An act which his parents mistake for him having sex. His mom pulls him aside and yells "Not in THIS house!"

John: "Dude your sister is so hot!"
Jack: "Not in THIS house!"

by jdizzledinmypants January 17, 2009

Kool-Aid House

The place where everyone wants to have fun and hang out, the cool house.

A: Where should we go tonight?
B: Let's go over to the Smith's
A: Yeah, that's a real Kool-Aid House, their parents are cool!

A: Let's go to the Kool-Aid House!
B: Where?
A: The Smith's house, their parents are cool

by Sultan Sam Tiff April 25, 2011

avetard house

The house where all the avetards reside aka The Ave. This is the home of all things avetard related such as the avetard coffee table, avetard sink, avetard bathroom, etc. The number one thing that you'll find here is weed, weed and more weed as all the avetards are complete weed fiends and can't go a day without it. On certain nights, you will also find the entire city of Norman posted here and make you feel like you're at the circus with all the clowns that you'll see around you. I do not recommend spending a lot of time at the house or you might catch "The Tard."

I walked into the avetard house for the first time when I went to go visit the avetards and the first thing I saw besides the dab rig was an infinite amount of trash all over the place and all of the dudes were still asleep and the avetard door was just unlocked.

by TurnM3Up July 3, 2020

Mojo Dojo Casa House

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.

“When’s boys night?”
“Tonight.”
“Where?”
“Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”

by mac <3 July 22, 2023

Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"

My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.

by weasel990 January 25, 2010

trash-a-house

While enjoying a house or apartment party, the privy attendees (regardless of formal invitation) proceed to cause irreparable damage to the dwelling for no other reason than personal enjoyment.

After Kenro proclaim "trash-a-house", the party goers proceeded to spray alcohol everywhere, steal anything that wasn't nailed down and defile the off-limit rooms with various sexual escapades.

by Donkey Boner Jr. February 19, 2010

The Owl House

The most gayest show beside She-ra

Me: Have you watched The Owl House?
My Friend: Gay otters, gay tomatoes and parental drama? Yea It's great!

by JJJ4C08 September 4, 2021