Housecat Roommate

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.

My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

housebold

A word that refers to the metaphorical home of a large pack of gays

A good Christian Minecraft sever

The place where gays most commonly enjoy their lagauge

No cursing in this good Christian housebold.

The gays in America commonly reside in large, multi level housebolds.

by Murder Class Alumni July 5, 2018

Housemating

The act of sleeping with a house mate

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating

by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018

housecat

Asian girl who comes to your party and never says a word, just observes everyone.

I had four Asian chicks at my house this weekend but two of em were total housecats.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

Houseboss

Person at home higher up than you (i.e. parents) that get you to do things by threatening to remove privileges (e.g. taking away an Xbox, cutting allowance, etc.). Derived from the way corporate bosses threaten to fire thier employees in order to get them to boost thier performance.

Mom: Did you do the dishes?
Kid: I don't wanna.
Mom: Do it NOW or you won't play Xbox for a month.
Kid: You're such a houseboss...

by lemonlad7 May 28, 2011

head like a housecat

Bitch with a huge ass dome

dude i bet ur bitch gives good dome...she gotta head like a housecat.

by Peepskin November 17, 2003

Houseband

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.

I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.

by FredekaStar March 16, 2019