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Hot Karl

When a boss gets pissed off at a subordinate, often turning purple in the act of the scream, and demands rapid resolution even if it must be done after hours or over the weekend. Most Hot Karl's are caused because the work was never actually assigned by the boss, who is ignorant of that important detail. Oftentimes a Hot Karl is interrupted by another Hot Karl which immediately trumps the first version, which is promptly forgotten.
Damn, I just got Hot Karled. Boss just demanded a spreadsheet with 15 variables that we don't track. He screamed that he needed it right then. I don't even know what he is talking about!?!!
by Brad Berkwitt February 17, 2009
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A Hot Karl involves trying to shit on somebody face
David Cox loves to give me hot karls.
by Heather January 20, 2003
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Hot Karl

The act of shitting on your partners plastic wrapped face.
Honey, make sure to wrap your face tight with plastic wrap so I can hot Karl all over your face without giving you pink eye.
by Dikarydoepender July 25, 2019
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Flying Hot Karl

A variation of the standard Hot Karl, which involves placing plastic wrap on someone's face and then defecating on said plastic wrap. The Flying Hot Karl involves defecating in a clear, plastic bag and then surprising the recipient by throwing/dropping the bag of feces on their head/face.
Holy shit! Ryan just gave Jason a Flying Hot Karl! Joey would be so proud.
by soggywaffle23 August 23, 2010
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Hot-Karl

As a homosextual term, it is a term on having a hot peice of male bootie. Also, it is a term of a hamberger from Carls Jr. that burns the crap out of your mouth. Being that the resturant dosent cook it untill you order it (thus the long waiting time), that a hot Karl is easily uses, although it is misspelled. Insert copyright here.
example 1.Yo, I just saw a hot karl over there. example 2. That burger was a hot karl
by Waccomaco June 5, 2005
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Hot Karl Nunchucks

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.
My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.
by G-man and KG May 24, 2009
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hollywood hot karl

pooping on a glass coffee table while being watched from beneath it
eeew! dont do lines offa that--its for hollywood hot karls only!
by krew du poux January 9, 2007
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