A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010
Get the Hoopmug. Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...
by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009
Get the hoopingmug. Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.
"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"
by baza69 March 29, 2009
Get the Hoopingmug. Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009
Get the Hoopmug. Non-functional, exhausted.
by David Kamloops December 8, 2004
Get the hoopedmug. "I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
Get the hoopsmug. by sksksksksk123 September 15, 2019
Get the hoopsmug.