Someone smart enough to get out of sitting through the daily 7 hours of bullshit our nation calls "school". Generally the all-around coolest people ever, along with being the best educated element of society.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Typically hated by governments who want to indoctrinate youth, and clueless fucktards who secretly wish they didn't have to go to school either.
Damn! That homeschooled guy just got laid twice last night! Too bad the guys who go to school are socially inert, castrated sheep, or they could have some fun too...
by Homeschooled And Proud November 14, 2005
Get the homeschoolmug. Source of much incest.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
Socailly mal-tarded shut-ins with poor hygiene and agoraphobia.
Graduation involves family oriented group grope followed by a reasonably priced meal at Denny's.
The Homeschool Graduation was a gala event with Little Susie giving the Incestatorian Speech while Cleft Lip Larry was the Valedick-torian. Then we had the family sampler at Denny's.
by sillyputty_02 November 24, 2006
Get the homeschoolmug. Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.
by Louie^2 May 31, 2018
Get the Homeschoolermug. A "homeschooler" is a person from the ages of 5-18 who does their school at home. These are they kind of kids who give homeschooled people a bad name. They live up to every stereotype imaginable. For example, they always wear running shoes to every single event except church. To church they wear ugly flats with ankle length skirts unless they're boys. If they're boys then they do wear their running shoes to church. These children are also not allowed to mingle with the other gender until they reach marriageable age. These people do not know what a push up bra is and certainly don't know what a thong is. They have never been to a mall and if they have, the only reason is that there is a bookstore inside the mall. They all buy their clothing at thrift shops and never stay up to date on the latest styles. They think partying hard is going to their only friends (besides their mom) house and eating ice cream and oh so disobediently talking about the opposite gender until 10:30 when their parents come to pick them up. They then proceed to tell their best friend every single detail of the night. Who is their best friend? Their mom of course! Also, when trying to relate to others, they use large, confusing words that only Albert Einstein and they themselves understand. Poor homesschoolers... they don't even know that they're not normal.
Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".
Note: After this, please look up "homeschooled".
by homeschooledchica January 23, 2011
Get the Homeschoolermug. homeschooling is awsome because you get to Work at your own pace, Not be micromanaged by teachers and have bullshit shoved down your throat.
by theshroomguy March 29, 2007
Get the homeschoolmug. A system where your parents are in control of your education, and not some so-called teacher they hardly ever see. In a functional homeschooling family, a parent teaches their child, can give them the attention and care they need. The parent can make sure that their child not only learns important facts, but grasps concepts as well. In this manner, a parent can also ensure that the beliefs and morals they have attempted to instill in their children are not corrupted by unruly, dysfunctional children, or teachers who want them to think like everyone else. Children should be encouraged to think on their own, and develop their own opinions. Their personalities should not be squashed, and they should not be overly-sheltered in a decent homeschooling environment.
Homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra classes (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated classes parents are unable to teach). Often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
Unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. Public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
Homeschool groups exist to make sure that children are able to socialize with others their age, and to offer extra classes (like ballroom dance, art, or more complicated classes parents are unable to teach). Often, groups will organize dances, field trips, and even sports teams or music and drama groups.
Unfortunately, not all homeschooling families work this way, but many do. Public and private schools do not always work either (in case no one else has noticed).
by Einalem the Thinker April 1, 2008
Get the Homeschoolmug. Un-biased definition: School work at home.
Contrary to popular beliefs, kids who are home schooled DO have friends, DO have lives, and AREN'T all religious. Parents do it if they don't live in a place with a decent school district, or want their kids to have a better education than any school can give them. The one on one attention helps them to grasp facts and ideas and formulas better.
There are home-school groups, co-ops, 4Hs, sports, etc. And that doesn't even include the non-homeschool-only activities that they can participate in.
And in most cases, it's not parents randomly trying to teach their kids. There are curriculums that the parents can order, that outlines every step of the way kind of like a script, so they really don't have to know much, but still be as good of a teacher as one with a degree.
If done sucessfully, the homeschooled child will end up having friends that attend private schools, public schools, AND who are also homeschooled.
People actually EXIST outside of a physical school. Shocking, I know.
I'm a 14 year old girl, and have been homeschooled all of my life. And believe me, I go out, I have fun, I have a boyfriend, I have FRIENDS. There's even homeschool proms and dances where I am that I go to.
Don't believe the stereotype.
Contrary to popular beliefs, kids who are home schooled DO have friends, DO have lives, and AREN'T all religious. Parents do it if they don't live in a place with a decent school district, or want their kids to have a better education than any school can give them. The one on one attention helps them to grasp facts and ideas and formulas better.
There are home-school groups, co-ops, 4Hs, sports, etc. And that doesn't even include the non-homeschool-only activities that they can participate in.
And in most cases, it's not parents randomly trying to teach their kids. There are curriculums that the parents can order, that outlines every step of the way kind of like a script, so they really don't have to know much, but still be as good of a teacher as one with a degree.
If done sucessfully, the homeschooled child will end up having friends that attend private schools, public schools, AND who are also homeschooled.
People actually EXIST outside of a physical school. Shocking, I know.
I'm a 14 year old girl, and have been homeschooled all of my life. And believe me, I go out, I have fun, I have a boyfriend, I have FRIENDS. There's even homeschool proms and dances where I am that I go to.
Don't believe the stereotype.
Non-Home School Kid: What school do you go to?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled.
Non-Home School Kid: Oh, wow, how do you meet anyone?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled, not under house arrest. Plus, I met you, didn't I?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled.
Non-Home School Kid: Oh, wow, how do you meet anyone?
Home school kid: I'm homeschooled, not under house arrest. Plus, I met you, didn't I?
by Outdoorillusionxo January 21, 2010
Get the Homeschoolmug.