Hoit

A Southeastern american pronunciation of the word "hurt"

"Ouch that really hoits"

by beach_greaser March 1, 2022

Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021

Hoity-Toity

An (un)deserved impression of superiority from one person to another.
An adjective for a haughty or supercilious place or person.

"Why don't we go to McDonald's?"
"I thought we were going somewhere hoity-toity!"

by Shea M. June 4, 2008

heitz

1. as close to perfect as humanly possible
2. pure
3. home, a haven

"he's the best person I know."

"is he a Heitz?"

by callie jo March 11, 2008

houtzdale

Houtzdale is a hick town in central Pennsylvania, known for naive kids who think Phillipsburgiand are bad, when in reality Houtzdalians are just as bad, most kids go to public school (not naming for obvious reasons). While rich Christian good boys amd good girls go to a catholic school. The public school has many "hoes" and "eugenes". Houtzdale folk enjoy the moose, joeys, Lias,and Chinese,as all the good places closed years ago, when not drunker than a skunk...scratch that hell even when as drunk as a skunk the people go hunting, fishing, fucking etc.

Boy them phillipsburg people always kill themselves
I REMEMBER BEING ABLE TO GO TO THE HOUTZDALE THEATER AND WATCHING MOVIES
Joeys burned down...again

by HIPSTER HAM77 November 26, 2018

holtzbag

a woman who thinks of nothing but jumping from one bed to another without washing up first just to have a cum soaked pussy

Brenda likes her pussy soaked the holtzbag

by john leek September 1, 2005