hoecializing

A conversation involving hoes

What y'all doing, hoecializing?

Yeah girl, we just sittin here hoecializing. You know.

by nijahxxx May 1, 2017

hoecake

Someone who may not be a hoe but is acting like one at the moment.Can be used endearingly or insultingly.

Nick is such a hoecake!

by Summer Toth September 5, 2008

Hoechella

Another name for the popular music festival Coachella.

-Hey bro, you're going to the Hoechella this year, bro?
-Yeah bro, I'll take my dads Benz, we're getting laid fo sho, bro!

by corysaur April 14, 2017

Hoecake

A girl who is very attractive that flirts with you alot, but has been or is a hoe. you cannot resist her but you take the risk of her being a hoe to you.

Man that girl over there is scrumcious!
Yeah to bad she's a Hoecake

by Special agent22 May 14, 2011

hoecrastinate

when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.

loosely related to brocrastinate.

I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.

by 2hothot April 30, 2010

hoemcoming

When a boy switches to a school where he doesn't know anyone and, in a rush, asks the class hoe that everyone hates to homecoming because he doesn't know any better and because anyone worth asking already has a date by this point.

Kid 1: Dude, i can't believe that new kid asked Anna to homecoming.

Kid 2: She's such a slut. She probably already fucked 3 other guys since he asked her.
Kid 3: Hoemcoming is going to suck for him this year.

by queerbag42 August 10, 2012

Hoehne

When your high school girlfriend won't give up the puun tang and you hold off from busting for a while so it will be an epic nut. When she finally caves and you blow your creamer, it hits her living room ceiling, creating stalactites that will drip on her family for weeks.

Sluts mom: Sweetie whats that goo all over the ceiling?
Slut: Uh I think my boyfriend pulled a hoehne last night.
Sluts mom: so proud of you hun.

by mr hoehne December 11, 2013