When your high school girlfriend won't give up the puun tang and you hold off from busting for a while so it will be an epic nut. When she finally caves and you blow your creamer, it hits her living room ceiling, creating stalactites that will drip on her family for weeks.
Sluts mom: Sweetie whats that goo all over the ceiling?
Slut: Uh I think my boyfriend pulled a hoehne last night.
Sluts mom: so proud of you hun.
Slut: Uh I think my boyfriend pulled a hoehne last night.
Sluts mom: so proud of you hun.
by mr hoehne December 11, 2013
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