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When your high school girlfriend won't give up the puun tang and you hold off from busting for a while so it will be an epic nut. When she finally caves and you blow your creamer, it hits her living room ceiling, creating stalactites that will drip on her family for weeks.
Sluts mom: Sweetie whats that goo all over the ceiling?
Slut: Uh I think my boyfriend pulled a hoehne last night.
Sluts mom: so proud of you hun.
Hoehne by mr hoehne December 11, 2013
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Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD
Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd
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hehnered 

The act of getting totally wasted, leaving the scene of the party for a couple of minutes, while throwing up where no one can see you. After the throwing up occurrs, drinking inevitably follows.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard you got hehnered last night?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I was real messed up.
hehnered by Frankie Mo November 19, 2006
A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.
no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris
Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010
An honest prostitute, whore, hoe, or similar person of loose sexual morals (but still down with the truth). A bitch who not be tripping.
I knew she was hoenest when she told me I paid her too much and gave me $10 back.

Paul Hoehn 

A mouthy man who likes to play around with his check books and never actually get anything done. He likes to waste time by driving around in his car using up gas money that he could easily be spending on more important things. Basically, he is as dumb as they come! Plus, he has become growly obessed with Beyonce Knowles.
"Wow, I haven't gotten anything done today!"

"Stop pulling a Paul Hoehn, and get something done!"
Paul Hoehn by Pauli Wall May 24, 2009

the Hoerner 

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again
A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced
the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010
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