South Korean Hogtied Hoedown

The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again

Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.

by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over

if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown

by anonymous December 16, 2022

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

hodown

Is usually when yall get together with a bunch of friends and have a howlin' good time. Music, lots of booze and wild abandon are key ingredients. May be organized by some social group or establishment in the hopes of attracting many strangers/patrons.

Term has its roots in the traditional dance performed by some folks long ago.

Jimmy: Yo you goin to the Pit? they havin' that blues night hodown!

Jack: Nah man...they don't know how to throwdown.

Jill: Yea and they really overcharge u on watered down drinks...hey lets just get a shitload of food n booze and get the whole crew to hodown at JJ's.

by W. Smith December 10, 2008

hoetown

hoetown is the place where your mind goes everytime time you think of the sex-related meaning of common word or phrase.

jon: bruh come fast
des:(with a smirk) that's what she said
jon: bitch get your mind out of hoetown

by rollingmuchachos March 14, 2021

hoe-down

A series of dance-like jumping motions made when a person has just been caught lip-syncing live on national television.

Ashlee heard her own voice singing, even though she wasn't, so she decided to do a hoe-down.

by Unidentified February 9, 2005