Hobobian

The denonym for (a) hobo(s). Can also be referred to as "hobobonese," if you wanna get fancy about it. Its noun being "hobo" and its plural being "hobos." This term is commonly used to insult specific players in Grand Theft Auto Online that are begging other players for money.

Hobobian #1: Can I have some money? It's fa crack!
Hobobian #2: r there modders that can drop money pls? i'm poor and can't work
Witness #1: Fucking hobobian! Go work for your cheese.
Witness #2: Damn hobobonese always begging for dem dollas!

by ehnonymoose May 5, 2018

Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009

Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

hobocide

When a "hobo" is murdered. Hezzy is retarded.

He killed a hobo! Call the hobocide detectives!

by Geno March 24, 2003

Hoboken

a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!

Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!

by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005

hobocidal

to murder hobos

He is a HOBOCIDAL maniac.

by Teri February 18, 2004

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008