hoboness

The act of being like a hobo, bum, or a homeless man/woman.

Toan! Pull up your pants! We don't like your hoboness!

by Ydna nda Naot April 11, 2014

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The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

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Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.

Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.

by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017

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hobonero

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.

"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"

by Nickilicious January 6, 2008

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A town in Jersey that is less than ten minutes from New York City. The birthplace of Frank Sinatra, Hoboken features beautiful housing at a fraction of the cost as it's much larger neighbor. The majority of Hoboken's residents are young professionals, sometimes referred as "yuppies."

Despite what the definition above says, very few, if any Hoboken residents speak with a "Jersey Accent" since the majority of it's residents are not originally from New Jersey.

What's that you said mister, you want to live in a beautiful community with a view of the New York City skyline? I recommend Hoboken!

by Tim February 2, 2005

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