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Off da Hizzle 

Formerly pronoounced as, "Awf The Hizzle My Nizzle." now "Off da hizzle muh nizzle."
Was invented in the early 90's when a rapping street gang called MASON was being tracked by the FBI. They had recently been accused of a drug smuggle, and killing a former FBI agents mother. Their phones where taped as were their asses, the FBI had them on a liesh. So when they spoke, they used such "izzle" language incase the FBI was listening, and one day when they were at the court in trial for the drug smuggling, they were found NOT GUILTY, one man jumped up and said, FO SHIZZLE MUH NIZZLE< DIS IS OFF DA HIZZLE! WE WAS FIZZOUND NOT GUILTIZZLE< WHEN WE WAZZLE!". Not knowing that a former gang member was at that trial standing as jury, he heard and understood what that young man had said and called for a retrial, they are now serving 50 to life...and will hopefully be out in the 2030's.
"DIS BE's OFF DA HIZZLE NIZZLE! FO RIZZLE, my azzle isnt guiltizzle as of the momizzle, but not for lizzle..."
"This is off the hook nigger. For real. My ass isnt guilty as of this moment, but not for long."
-back in the 1700's-
"Thou art magnificent brotherly figure, of course. For thine isnt accused of such horror as of this moment, but thou will be guilty in later times.."
Off da Hizzle by yahomie November 27, 2003

the hizzle 

Everclear mixed with either flat grape soda, or grape juice. Ofter consumed by nothern californians on sunday while watching football and showing their balls to random people during halftime football games in the street.
Its sunday..the game is on...Im gonna whip up a batch of the hizzle... My Nizzle
the hizzle by COOTER!!!! October 29, 2006

off the hizzle

Off the hook!like its predisessor, shizzle my nizzle, it is a friendly saying about somthing admired
Yo dat bitch is off da hissle for shizzle!

That girl is mighty fine looking, for sure!
off the hizzle by Nooch September 5, 2003

Wizzle da hizzle be dat shizzle??? 

Wizzle=What
Da=The
Hizzle=Hell
Be=is or be
dat=that
shizzle=shit

Wizzle+Da+Hizzle+Be+dat+Shizzle= What the hell is up with that shit?
Person: Hey, look at that.

Another Person: Wizzle da hizzle be dat shizzle???

poodizzle hizzle 

hair which is fluffy like a poodle
poodle head
hey u got a perm
nope i got a poodizzle hizzle
oh fo shizzle my sizzle

fo-shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle...drizzle. 

What you say when you are surprised and dont have words to say.
Bob: "What's up dude?"

Mike: "fo-shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle...drizzle." If it isnt Bob!"