referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat November 27, 2005
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What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
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Science which teaches us that history teaches us nothing
by Zavada February 24, 2010
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1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.
1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*
by Rohan January 22, 2004
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They say the purpose of learning history is to learn from mistakes, I just wonder when they will.
Random guy: What have you learnt about the history of hispanic caused violence in Mexico?
Other guy: like in the 15th century or now?
Random guy: Either one I guess
by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019
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someone or something who is a part of the past and is now dead or gone.
That's history, get over it already.
by Light Joker February 6, 2005
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History is HERstory too.

Dude...like....you realize in history that there were also women back then, right?
by Becky23333 February 21, 2008
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