Hibbert

A person who laughs in innapropete times.

Some wife: is he gunna be fine
Hibbert: i dont think so hahaha

by Sideshow productions September 1, 2020

Hibbert

Hibbert; Noun.

1.a dirty sket who's only home is at the bottom of a fucking trash can!

2.A girl who never washes

3.A girl who is not going to leeds

'That girls a hibbert!'

'Some dirty bloody hibberts went to that party last night!'

by Jordan Howardlololol May 12, 2008

Higbert

Higbert is quite shy and does not talk much. When you ask him out he will come and just be there and only give one-syllable-answers when asked. He will just watch you do and say stuff, never letting you know if and what he really thinks. When you decide to get involved more seriously, Higbert will not give any hint as to if he is up for it. He will continue to just be there till you fall asleep. When you have lost consciousness Higbert will let out every emotion inside, he will cry and smile, he will carress your snoring body and lick your feet maybe stroke your hair.

Well, thats Higgie for you.

"Higbert, I kinda like you. Tell me about you"
"Hnf, No!"

by Krkič May 31, 2019

Hilberto

No words to say rather than that he is Hilly with the big Tilly...

Hilberto

by Hilberto November 20, 2023

hibbertrous

A term to describe a very near death experience.

"I was eating a banana the other day and had a hibbertrous moment when I started to choke"

by Jason Hibbert June 29, 2008

Halberta

The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.

" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."

by theluckiestboyintheworld January 2, 2012

helberts rule

A saying inventended by Charles Helbert in the late 1900's, the rule is "If something's brown it might not taste good."

Person A: "You shouldn't eat that"
Person B: "Why so my friend?"
Person A: "Helberts rule"

by Jreevk February 25, 2015