helbert 

Helbert Hel-Bert a helbert is usually known as when something goes horribly wrong . Also know as a being with a over sized rectum in Indian cultures .

This is an unusual case of a helbert on her rectum area

helbert by Chris0224 August 23, 2017

Holbert 

Holbert is phrase used to describe a sloppy drug addict.

Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.

She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.

Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020

Jimmy Holbert 

Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.

Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!

Jimmy Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020

Holbert Nose 

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

Holbert Nose by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Herbert Moon 

A extremely racist character from the popular western themed video game, Red Dead Redemption.

He constantly talks in third person.

He can be located in a town called armadillo, he runs the general store.

Please note that said general store does NOT sell his famous
"Jew Traps".

"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British."

— Quote from Herbert Moon

Herbert Moon may be found randomly fighting Native Americans in the forest. This usually ends with him getting shot.

Herbert usually shouts "I'm Herbert Mooooooon!!!" Whenever appropriate. To him, anyway. These occasions include, but are not limited to:

Being robbed

Threatened at knife/gunpoint

While burning to death

After catching you cheating at poker.

Herbert Moon by InhumanTerror June 1, 2011

herbert the pervert 

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.

Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy

herbert the pervert by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018

Mr. Herbert 

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

Mr. Herbert by pushi kuratz June 30, 2008