Hideoum

When something is beyond hideous. Can be used to describe anything.

Person 1: Yo Jimmy I was at a bar last night and four drunk fat chicks were all hitting on me at the same time! It was pure hideoum.
Jimmy: No way! That is totally hideoum.

by gelatojules July 25, 2019

BP hide-n-seek

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

by D-Feld August 6, 2010

Hide the Cob

This is a game played by young and old guys all alike. You need about 5 or so naked dudes with huge boners standing around in a room and then another guy standing by the light switch. The dude standing by the light switch takes a corn on a cob and throws it into the air in the middle of those 5 naked dudes and turns the light off. The 5 dudes fight for the cob and whoever gets it takes it sticks it up their asshole. Dude at light turns light back on and the 5 dudes stand there naked and the guy who tossed the cob into the air has to guess which dude has it wedged up their ass.

Wow duder, after that game of hide the cob my asshole is sore.

by Bobby Knobi August 20, 2010

hidea

refers to ideas or abstract thought processes that you experience when you are under the influence of cannabis.

high+idea = hidea

1: combining the breakfast and lunch menu at mcdonalds by timing your order right at the time of the menu change. hidea.

by gtangsta March 10, 2010

Hideo Kojima

Japanese video game designer currently employed by Konami Computer Entertainment Japan. Most widely recognized as the designer of the Metal Gear video game series. Generally regarded as the reigning master of postmodern game design, and perhaps second only to Shigeru Miyamoto in terms of current influence on the gaming industry.

Hideo Kojima's efforts in game design will shape the industry for years to come.

by Danin April 22, 2004

Hide N Seek

A very popular sex game among adults. It involves a dark room with the lights turned off. The female then hides, and male counts and seeks the female attempting to do her or at least cum on her.

Male:Wanna play hide n seek
Female:sure
A moment later
Male:65, 66, 67, 68, 69 Ready or not Her I Cum

by CapperxUxH8 May 5, 2010

Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.

Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007