by squidfinder123 August 27, 2005
A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')
"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"
by Ms. Galloway May 18, 2006
you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!
by Michael Bolton6969 December 21, 2008
by Poop Slap Whack June 06, 2010
When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.
by The Bathroom Munchkin June 07, 2011
by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008
A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.
Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper
by Kordaddy April 29, 2020