Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Hermy

Hermy is an unusual name, not used by many. However all Hermys are beautiful, kind and caring Filipino women. They are mildly quiet until you get to know them, where they are very funny and are the best of company.

Hey look there's Hermy.

by ALEX1234qwerty February 11, 2019

Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

by quesondriac March 23, 2013

heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009

Heimer Syndrome

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009

Hermydia

Herpes and Chlamydia combined. Hermydia can be gotten by physical sex. Take caspela to get rid of it. Side effect could be of the following: Cancer, Death, suicidal thoughts, Brain damage, thought of killing your loved ones, physically disabled, narcissism, wanting to commit arson, psychotic break, dyslexia, more death, oh and death.

I used to have Hermydia but now with caspela, I am hermydia free.

Jake: “Bro i think i gave her hermydia”
Blake: “Omg won’t that kill her”
Jake: “Probably bro”
Blake: “Oh ok”

by hermydia December 2, 2020