Heffer 

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.

Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.

Heffer by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022

Heffer 

A term of endearment reserved for only the most special women.

Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.

There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.

That girl is my Heffer. There is no better.

Heffer by Brown County Bandit April 25, 2023

Heffer 

Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.

They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).

Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.

No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.

The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.

Heffer by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009

Heffer Hopper 

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

Heffer Hopper by Susan Strong September 29, 2012

Heffer-mae 

A Plus-Size African-American woman who thinks the world revolves around her.

This heffer-mae just made a huge commotion and backed the drive-thru line at McDonald's.

Heffer-mae by MICHAELANGELODINGO June 18, 2011

Heffer and a half

A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.

Example 1:

Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!

Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!

Example 2:

Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??

Person 2: No, she pretty??

Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.

Heffer and a half by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024