Hefferweisengirl

Usually a girl that is very fat brown and ugly and likes cheap beer like hefferweizen

Yo that girl is a hefferweisengirl

by Swagrats October 5, 2016

Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.

by GreasyTwinke June 4, 2016

Herfew

A curfew placed on a man by his girlfriend or spouse.

No man, i can play poker tonight... i got an 8 o'clock herfew

by Pyromancy5 January 12, 2009

Heffner

A person that goes to great lengths and long painstaking hours to find that one thing that has alluded them for generations. Abandoning love, friendships, career, food, hygiene, and manners in order to make a way out of no way. Embracing the many hours of torture and ridiculous stares that come from the pursuit of the authentic, beautiful, and perfect Badonkadonk. From the German verb Heffen which means "to search for booty".

I mean really, staying at it in the mirror, isn't going to make it any bigger. I like her, but I wish she would just stop being such a Heffner.

by StirringUpTrouble January 19, 2015

Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

hugh hefner

The oldest living pimp who every man deserves to have as a model.

Hugh Hefner is so pimp that he is rivalring Bill Clinton.

by l337 December 20, 2004

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009