Pretty much anyone who wrote a definition for heaven is a fucking retard.. Heaven is not a place where you go when you die, on the Day of Doomsday (when the Earth dies out and the graves are resurrected) all souls will be judged whether they are worthy for heaven. If one is a bad boy or girl, then he or she will be in Hell.
by Infinite Knowledge May 03, 2005
1. A place some people go to after they die.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
by dj gs68 October 20, 2003
A place for hippes and drug-users, a forever long purple world in all kinds of shapes. Opposite to Hell: A place for RnR fans, a place with a everlasting long electric guitar intro.
by vermin October 22, 2003
Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.
Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !
Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !
Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !
by MerWahn February 05, 2010
by NonCarer November 30, 2015