Capt'n Hector

That crazy space parrot in the Ambrosia game series Escape Velocity.

by Capt'n Hector April 4, 2003

Hector-ped

(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.

Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.

by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2021

Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.

"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"

by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007

Hektor

Athletic, sexy, popular, nice, funny, handsome. Any girl would go crazy over him. He can melt anyones heart!

Girl 1: I have a crush on Hektor
Girl 2: Omg me too!

by ThatOneGuy1985 May 12, 2018

Hector

A sweet guy that could melt any girls' heart.

He's so nice he must be a Hector.

by Katie x June 13, 2008

Drop a heater

pinch a loaf, take a dump, poop

"Let me go, I gotta go drop a heater."

by Kerry August 14, 2003

Hector

Hector is the kind of guy that every girl wants he's sweet, funny , and at times surprisingly smart. If you ever meet a Hector stay with him and never let him go.

Hector is so hot , I wish he was mine.

by Rotcehthetaerg March 25, 2012