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heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.
Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.
by iguanapunk June 20, 2004
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Hungarian Headlights

When you put your ballsack on your sleeping mate's eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your balls. It gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car's headlights on a foggy night.
Mark: "Hey man, Jay's sleeping on the lounge, do something to him"
Simon: "Pass me the torch, I'll do the Hungarian Headlights"
Mark: Ew dude, that's gross.
by Shitcunt Si January 15, 2011
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headlight

The front portion of a car that emits a beam of light.
The headlights were so bright we could see the whole road.
by Perreault December 3, 2006
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Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.
That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.
by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010
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like a rabbit in my headlights

(v.) Scared into not moving, like a cute bunny about to be squished.


(n.) A rampant rabbit between breasts.
Which rabbit do you prefer, gentlemen?
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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one headlight

The state of being after a loved one has died, or in some cases after a unintentional breakup, such as someone moving away. Denotes an attempt to cling to whats lost.
He's been a one headlight ever since she died.
by Captain Kevo February 19, 2009
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ghetto headlight

A flashlight stuck out of a car window to be used as a headlight. It can be done because the driver can't afford working headlights, or for style.
People pointed and laughed at Gerald as he drove down the street bumpin' tunes out of his boombox, with his ghetto headlight lightin' up the street. Some people thought he was mad cool but others thought he was just cheap.
by B-Rad2 October 2, 2006
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