Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

Handyman

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh

Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman

by TemenL December 19, 2017

Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

by imthedentist February 2, 2015

handyman

Vicious, bad-assed individual

Hey, look out for that handyman, he'll kick your ass.

by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004

handyman

Just nail it.

Like the handyman eith the hammer - I nailed her!

by Joneezz March 7, 2018

Handyman

A boyfriend who's a plumber, electrician, carpenter.....

And is especially so good at fingering that you love his Hands & their art ;)

My Boyfriend fucked my brains out last night, he's my Handyman

by Mojito! October 26, 2019