barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

by Cheyne Smith January 1, 2008

Hardy-Har-Har

When you become very angry with someone instead of fighting or throwing verbal abuse you simply pull down your pants and thrust your ass at the person who made you angry and Grip each butt cheek and pull them back and forth while screaming at the top of your lungs Hardy-har-har!

(in the office)

Timmy: John your such a little bitch I told you to file those reports last night!

John:(Johns face growing very red and he pull down his pants vicously grabs his ass cheeks and pulls back and forth) Hardy-har-har Hardy-Har-Har !

by Bum Killers 101 April 10, 2009

harness

a bra

-Kelly has large breasts.
-She needs a big harness lol

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 8, 2019

har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

by phil April 25, 2005

Hardly-har-har

A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.

That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...

by JoeShiner September 11, 2016

har har hoo

A derisive and cynical laugh with particular emphasis on the 'hoo' to indicate a particularly snide and sarcastic rejoinder to a bad joke or express deliberate insensitivity towards bad news.

A ridiculous response to a ridiculous stimuli.

News Reporter on TV: "Anna Nicole's baby's paternity is being challenged..."

Viewer: "har har hoo! Who da guessed it? Guess jeans!

by OystersR April 8, 2007

HAR

To make a joke that plays with someone else's words and you think is really clever, but when you say it everyone thinks it is dumb and they laugh at you, but you never admit it is stupid.

Man 1: "Dude, my uncle is running for mayor"
Man 2: "Well, I hope he doesn't get tired while he's running!!"
Man 1: "Dude, why do you always HAR when you are with me?!"
Man 2: "UGHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!!"

by Harmaster June 23, 2007