hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

Hamdan

He's a Beast who's aim is to get stronger and be overwhelmingly powerful

Hamdan a warrior who always prays to the mighty Allah.

by Hamdan. May 2, 2018

Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

hamont

An abbreviation used by assholes to refer to the city of Hamilton, Ontario.

Person 1: Hey, that crackhead just broke into my car for the nickels in the cupholder.
Person 2: That's #hamont for you, man

by friends with rats January 5, 2020

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Richard Hammond

To massively crash

I Richard Hammond the shit out of my car

by nw522 March 24, 2021