The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
Get the half-car mug.A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
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To not fully/really love someone essentially leading them on or making them believe you love them in a relationship usually, these relationships don't end up working, and one of the parties end up hurting and looking this up on urban dictionary.
John: Yeah, she was half-loving him, and he was too blinded to see it. Now she left him, and he's alone.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.
Jack: Damn, these hoes aren't loyal.
by Cryb0 March 17, 2021
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it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take
N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
it is now up to you to decide on what you want to do/what decision to take
N.B : this phrase is a direct English translation of the french (specifically of France) expression "la balle est dans ton/votre camp"
mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you two choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and the drugs, or you can move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with you. The ball is in your half court.
Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
Angela:I would like to commit suicide. Wtf? You want me to choose between the devil and the deep blue sea?
mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2012
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by Isaac April 18, 2003
Get the half stepper mug."Sorry your honor I took a one and a half on the elevator. That's why we're late I sh*t and pissed my pants."
by ShutupimaShark January 9, 2013
Get the One and a half mug.John: Whats your sexuality? Peter: I'm half-bisexual! John:what is that supposed to mean..? Peter: I'm attracted to one gender, females! John: So you're straight...? Peter: No, I said half-bisexual. John: No you're either straight or an idiot. (Answer: Both)
by idgafaboutmyname October 19, 2021
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