Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.
Joe: Wait, so are you gay?
Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.
Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.
Josh:Yup!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.
Joe: Wait, so are you gay?
Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.
Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.
Josh:Yup!
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A game played between two guys where each makes progessingly intense faux homosexual advances on the other until one of them backs down because he gets too weirded out. Ironically, "losing" the game isn't a bad thing for either player, considering the alternative if both "win".
Hervey and Patrick got drunk the other night and played a gruesome game of homosexual chicken. Hervey finally pulled away as Patrick began slowly inserting his whole hand into Hervey's unzipped trousers while gently stroking his left ear and while whispering into it.
by Rathbeorn March 25, 2009
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Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals
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A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.
Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.
by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017
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