halfpipe

Half of a pipe that is ridden in to "get air" while doing some kind of extreme sport

Did you see the mad air I got off that half pipe Joe?

by fhqwhgads May 5, 2003

Halfpat

halfpat's are people who have relocated to another country, taken developed a nearly native understanding of the language and culture by themselves. Normally used in regards to China's halfpat community.

Mr. Kerchner has been studying mandarin for 4 years and lived in hutong in Beijings slum for 5 years he is definitely a halfpat.

by Benton Kerchner January 15, 2009

Halfpint

A nickname for someone who is 3 inches shorter than you, which is roughly half a pint of ice cream.

"Hey, how goes it Halfpint?"
"Awesome. It goes awesome."

by thatcheergirl April 23, 2020

Alaskan halfpipe

when you shit in a condom, freeze it, and then use it as a dildo

I totally gave your mom an Alaskan halfpipe last night

by pitbh September 5, 2009

halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010

Halophilia

Enthusiastic for the Halo franchise

That player with all Halo games completed is obviously suffering from Halophilia.

by HaloIsLife March 26, 2013

halfapple

half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.

1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."

2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.

3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.

by Kubanski April 18, 2014