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Hair

A furry thing that gets into your face when you sleep and grows on some living creature. It can also grow in your nose. Hair will get tangled and ruin your life, but it’s a great addition to your life!
My hair got stuck in someone’s zipper while I was in the hallway, I’m bald now.
by Person who dreams a lot September 23, 2019
mugGet the Hairmug.

A-Hair

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.
"Man that girl has tons of A Hairs, that shit is gross. If she has A-Hairs, shes probably got tons of C Hairs too."
by Jay G July 16, 2008
mugGet the A-Hairmug.

HAIR

Not really caring or worry about a matter at hand. An person with long hair or no crispy cut doesn't care about how they look, so one would say Long Hair Don't care or simply "hair" for short.
Rob: Bro, your girl what totally hitting on some guy last night..."
Todd: I don't really care, its my Hair.

Hank: Class starts in 5 minutes man, you are about to be late again...
Elliott: It's really my hair, that class is retarded anyway.
by yoboyIU October 29, 2011
mugGet the HAIRmug.

Hair

Hair.
by that man over there. October 8, 2011
mugGet the Hairmug.

hair

The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.
Beth: Don't cum on my hair! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday! *fixes hair*
Bill: (Bitch...)
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
mugGet the hairmug.

Hairs

This is not a misprint it is hairs with an s. It means public hair.
John pulled out some of Kathy's hairs.
by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010
mugGet the Hairsmug.

A-Hair

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.
"Man that girl has a ton of A-Hairs, that is just gross. Shes probably got a lot of C-Hairs too."
by Jay G July 16, 2008
mugGet the A-Hairmug.

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