alfred edgar hagen

a fat fuck who strokes his cock to gay porn

nibba: fuck you

alfred edgar hagen

by hopeioos February 6, 2022

Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 8, 2023

Hagen land

a chode

I want to ride hagen land

by anonymous September 8, 2021

Hagen

A really sweet boy who’s loyalty is unimaginable. His handsomeness will draw you in immediately, his heart will make you stay forever. The bond with a Hagen is as real as it gets. Once you get one, never let him go because he will be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

I love my Hagen so, so much.

by ILoveYouLongTime333 November 21, 2021

Hagen Schnugel

A plate of Hagen Schnugel is salmon that has been cooked for exactly 67 and of a minute for 471K.

My favourite dinner is that of a plate of Hagen Schnugel

by Hagen Schnugel September 3, 2021

Hagen

White trash.

The hagen in field was alone and left for the next traveler.

by roy_be_good January 21, 2022

harlem hagen

A little winy bitch with a highly unusual plumbers crack

Harlem Hagen

bitch

by Dick tingles June 22, 2016