The act of cocking one's arm in preparation for a stab to the victim's kidney, followed up by a rapid movement of said arm into the direct vicinity of the target's renal area, without physical contact. Often confused with a kidney stab, the Gluck Charge is a harmless method of causing a target to flinch.
by rofltiks November 24, 2009
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'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'
by Fucking Nedder March 9, 2021
Get the gluck gluck requiem mug.The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.
by Kotakako February 17, 2020
Get the Gluck mug.An adjective used to describe one who derives sexual pleasure from being in direct contact with obese and unhygienic persons and/or belongings of said persons.
Mark is such a gluckosexual that he came in his pants when he saw Rosie O'Donnell's poo-stained thong.
by rofltiks December 8, 2009
Get the gluckosexual mug.Alcohol, generally in the form of lager or bitter, but could also include cider or stout. Does not include spirits or wine.
Man, i'm desperate for some guckt. Anyone know where the nearest guckthouse is? Need to feed the beerguckt.
by Duchy September 4, 2006
Get the guckt mug.1.) Pseudo-German word used to refer to a happy, cheerful, and overall awesome German foreign exchange student.
2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.
3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
2.) Word used by high-school students, particularly the Asians, to imitate the sound of that of the spoken German language.
3.) Fake German Phrase. True meaning is ambiguous.
1. Germany won the world cup! Das Glückenschleimer!
2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
2. That German girl is always so happy. What a Glückenschleimer.
by technicolorwashboard May 30, 2011
Get the Glückenschleimer mug."Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.
This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?
Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX
Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?
Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.
Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX
Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?
Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.
by canpakes July 28, 2011
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