A phrase commonly used to tell somebody to get on their fucking face. The person performing the goyff will achieve excellence if they scream then immediately extend their legs in a 90 degree angle while having their face completely on the ground.
Ben: Oh shit here he comes
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME
Josh: Oh shit you’re right
Brandon: GOYFF
Ben and Josh: AHHHHHHH
Brandon: RESPECT ME
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Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
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Chris Griffin : hey stewie, i just had a nap. do you want an eye booger?
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*
stewie:aaaaggggghhhhh*whacks chris with stick*
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One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.
Usually consists of the bravest and true students.
Their mascot is the lion.
One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.
Usually consists of the bravest and true students.
Their mascot is the lion.
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach just those with brave deeds to their name"
~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
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Get the griffa mug.Griff: Noun/ Verb. To make an Irrational decision in the spare of the moment that others just do not understand. It is usually done by an “Aaron” and in no way is it a Common decision it is quite the opposite. Pretty much you do the opposite of what anyone else would do. After you Griff up you say “WOW” and “Sir” and move on to your next Griff Moment.
Well Aaron Griffed up the other day. He said Spectrum encouraged him to take work off so he called in on Tuesday so he could go back to Horsepasture; the next day he went back to work they Fired Him. I guess he really Griffed up this time!
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