Sour Grout

A substance found between the tiles in the bathroom of grumpy people.

Little did he know I wasn’t going to clean the bathroom; I wasn’t going to touch that sour grout.

by Larp Lord August 15, 2018

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Grout line

Exposed and engraved line of cement between tiles that are joined adjacent to each other.
Quite strong and if you get your nail stuck on one, remove gently. No sudden movements or you'll get it ripped off like a hungry wolf on a chubby sheep.

Human 1:WAIT THAT'S A GROUT LINE. STOP RIGHT THERE.
Human 2: OHMIGOD I AM FREAKING OUT SAVE ME!

by Anonymous Kavignar August 4, 2018

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Zoe Grout

Fuck! this girl is the biggest sprouter out. Zoe is a man magnet and if seen wearing a dress she will be fucked..

Lucy-You coming to the party tonight
Zoe Grout - Hell yes
Lucy- You should bring some comdoms

by lucylu1234321 July 29, 2012

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Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

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