grock

Another word for a bald penis.

I have a grock so that when I'm getting head my girl isn't flossing.

by grock101 November 25, 2016

grockle

one who pays the wages of many young people in sea-side/picturesque towns.
one who enables a lot of businesses in sea-side/picturesque towns to remain open, when they would have otherwise died.

shop-keep- "heads up, grockle in store"
grockle spends up big.
shop-keep makes small profit on sale.

by boggis maximus February 7, 2009

grockle

The combined sound of snorting hard that wad of mucus or phlegm or lunger or its medical name "paranasal tubercular sinus oyster" from nose to back of throat then adjusting position by teasing it around the soft palate prior to firing forcefully from mouth (or, er, swallowing).
Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

Spit it out to produce a pavement oyster

Derived from grolly, loogie and hockle.

It makes her feel sick when you grockle like that.

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Grocky

When somebody is staggering after taking a pounding.

The dude in the white trunks got up but he's still grocky.

by Chibiza May 11, 2018

GlocksXFH

paks/glocksXFH/com goes by glocks was known for extorting, doxing, and trolling. glocks was an old-gen and active around 2018-2023. He eventually retired from com around 2023. He was known for exposing larpers and dominating them.

Have you heard of GlocksXFH? Or com?

by NotKnown69696969 August 20, 2023

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

Grock

A Grock is a chinese Glock.

Cho Seng Hui had a grock.

by poopsta March 13, 2008