jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

grendus

to take and lock away for yourself. to stash for future use. to hide for your own consumption.

Hans saw that there were only 3 Zone bars left in the kitchen, so he grendused them for himself.

by Uma L January 8, 2008

Grenal

Grenal (ɡrā-nel) originally based on a misspelling of "general" is the act of by an individual or group of individuals getting into an argument or shit posting on a forum or text-based communication like discord that leads to the derailment and off-topic arguments in the chat for an extended period of time.

noun
Jesus christ this chat is fucked. This is a total grenal moment.

verb
Hey, look at this. I'm going to totally grenal this history chat.

by Ryanlt December 15, 2021

jump grenade

Acting as a wingman. The phrase comes from the military; jumping on top of an active grenade will kill you but save your comrades around you as a result of it. It's a selfless act for your buddy.

Hey check out those two chicks sitting at the bar. It's a shame only one of them looks decent. Man, will you please jump grenade for me? I did it for you last time.

by wheelmanLS2 September 1, 2006

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Grenada

An Island in the West Indies, home to the warmest and friendliest souls in the Caribbean. Also known as the Spice Isle for its large export of nutmeg over the past couple decades and most recently Pure Grenada for its natural untainted resources. This Tri-island state boasts of white sand beaches, volcanic crater lakes, hot springs and mangroves just to name a few.

Celebrities native to the island or of decent:
Kirani James ( Olympic 400m champion )
Louis Hamilton ( Formula One World Champion)
Maurice Bishop (Revolutionist)
Malcom X ( Mother was born in Grenada)

2nd wonder of the under water world for its Under Water Sculpture Park (Shout out to the scuba divers!!!)
Home of the JAB JAB ( if you love to "play a mass and whine and getton"

Grenada gained its independence through the efforts of native islanders who held repeated strikes and rallies that forced the crown to grant independence in 1974 almost a decade before the US invasion.

I'm from Grenada! Real Greenz gyal ! #473 to the world!

by Serendipitous Siwi October 5, 2016

Grendeling

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.

Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.

by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009