Greb

A word used to describe anyone who listens to "alternative" music. It is also yet another way people have come up with to further segregate people in society. They often see themselves as being superior to “Chavs” in every possible way and are seen by “Chavs” the same way, both of course are wrong. They can be just as rude and obnoxious as everyone else but a lot as shown by pervious definitions show a lot have a hard time coming to terms with this.
There are just as many grebs who are obnoxious elitist morons as they are polite and kind Grebs.
by Super_barry March 18, 2005
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A much more friendly group of guys/gals than chavs
Named after the thereoy supposedly matching their psycological makeup...
G = Genuine
R = Respectful (apart from after being thrown out of a town centre for nothing..
E = Educated (although theyre not all nerds)
B = Befriending

Grebs enjoy a highly comunistical society all are equals, if any one person is considered better than most, this will have been gained by friendlyness or individuality rather than random muggings. Most grebs will stay with a sexual partner for years, seeing the bond of friendship to be more than just the sex. (whilst a chav would probably last a week at the most)

In some circumstances grebs must fight back and often win, especially if at school. A chav might pick a fight, the greb would throw a few punches in defence, chav ends up on floor, and due to their favouritism amongst teachers they are normally believed and therefore dont get into trouble whilst the chav would.

In greb circles it is cool to express yourself, it is uncommon for a group of grebs to have not formed a band at some point. Most have excellent art or design skills, but would rather spend time making random videos including their friends or hanging out at some concert or gig.
Chav walks into greb

Chav: "Oi watch where ur going u fookin greb

Greb: I didnt...

Chav starts fight, few punches... greb retaliates as defence Chav ends up on floor...

Later, teacher questions what happened and believes greb as they are much better behaved in class

Chav gets excluded from school for a few days
by RotherRJ666RandomDude January 12, 2010
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yet another lable that they try to put on me.
by katia February 21, 2004
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a bunch of people who think of themselves as unique individuals and are oblivious to the fact they all look about the same. they also think they are into alternative music but have very little knowledge about REAL alternative music.
look at those grebs squatters, they know fuckall about real music!
by carl bags April 17, 2011
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A group of people who think they're original and yet look the same as every other greb for the past 20 years. They're insistent they dont like "labelling" and yet theyre the most bitchy against anyone who doesnt act/look the way that they do.

They wear t-shirts/hoodies adverstising their favourite bands, and seem to think theyre making some kind of statement by wearing the clothes they wear, when actually noone cares.

They tend to congragate in large groups in shopping centres. You'll recognise them because they have stripy socks on their arms.

They think they're cool now, but dont worry, you rarely see grebs over the age of 20, so most of them will grow out of it, and realise originality comes from within.

However, if you get "into their group", they do tend to be kind, sensitive and intelligent.
Greb 1: "so and so bought a top from topshop"
Greb 2: "OMFG She's such a townie"
Greb 1: "yeah, lets go write about it on our blogs then take some pictures of ourselves looking depressed".
by loserloserloser March 02, 2009
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A youth sub-culture that is a little bit shit, really.

And in all honestly, around 50-60% do generally have very greasy hair and grotesque faces.

To conclude, the people that join this sub-culture are almost exclusively either children that were bullied and could only find a friend in the fellow bullied, or ugly girls that can only have sexual intercourse with a bullied child.
"we are random and individual"

"let's post nasty things about our enemies, the chav / townie / rudeboi / whatever, that'll show em!"


- possible things a 'greb' may / may not say
by Mr. Factual Information January 29, 2009
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Grebs are the following

1. Distgusting
2. Nasty
3. Poofs
4. Dick heads
5. Cunts
6. Nasty 2 us chavs 4 no reason
7. Total fuckin cunts that reject gangsta rap, 50 cent and everythin else thats cool.
Greb 1. Chavs are so violent we should kill them kill in horrible ways

Greb 2. Yes you are so cool then we can fuck each other cos we do that sort of thing

Chav. Fuck off dickheads

Greb 1. I know what he said but I'll pretend I don't just to make myself look even more of a cunt than I already look.

Greb 2. Oh yes your so clever as a special treat you can have all the grease I own just so your even more fuckin distgusing

Greb 1. Oh your so kind but then we always sayu we're kind don't we even though we're an evil gay bunch of cunts!!!!!
by Chav 4 life March 05, 2007
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