Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 05, 2008

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Gran Fren

1. A "grand friend". The best friend you could ever have. They make you very happy and want to do silly things, like dance a crazy dance, or sing a song about oatmeal. When extremely happy, you say the term "gran fren" in baby talk, to let your friend know how much you actually care about them.

2.When you walk the mall, and you see someone you highly admire, or think looks really funny. Showing your admiration, you shout "Oh, Gran Fren!"

1. Tina: Happy birthday, I got you this nice easy bake oven present.
Patty: Oh! You my gran frien!

2.(A tall man that looks like Paul Bunyon walks by.)
Laura: Oh! gran fren!

by Kimberly Alison July 17, 2006

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Gran-Bot

An old women who rides a motorized chair or scooter or rascal.

My Grandma has evolved to Gran-Bot with the arrival of her new power chair.

by vallada October 12, 2010

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Angry Gran.

when you bend over an old lady n suprise shag her ass, just before you cum turn her around and cum on her face while pinching her cheeks then her nipples.

Damn what an Angry Gran.

by Shtevan March 19, 2008

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gran turismo

A racing "game" that mainstream gamers love to play and claim it's the most realistic thing ever because the only reference frame they have is their civic and need for speed.
Real racing fans play real simulators such as GTR, LFS, rFactor, Richard Burns Rally, GPL.

Delusional GT4 Fanboy: OMG I am a world class driver now that I 0wn at Gran Turismo.

by hunglikehuang October 15, 2006

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