1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge that is deeply rewarding which is not deemed important or crucial by lazy slugs.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge that is deeply rewarding which is not deemed important or crucial by lazy slugs.
Correct grammar makes you understood.
by Severian_ November 18, 2006
1. an opportunity for chomsky to yet again force dualism down our throats until it sticks out of our asses.
2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following:
OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!
3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair.
4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define.
5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)
2. something that cannot be removed from sentences such as the following:
OMGZORZ!!!!! TIZ IS THE BEST CHATR00M EVAR LAWLZORZ!!!!!!!!!
3. is implicit in every form of communicaton from billboard advertising to the way you wear your hair.
4. something that can be used to enforce and control or perhaps to just define.
5. something that everybody can describe but that nobody can yet explain. Except me perhaps :)
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
Whilst on Facebook or other websites you notice an error in spelling and thus correct it due to sheer awesomeness of the language you speak/know. Similar to out-grammared except it sounds better.
Also something your parents may do on a daily basis when you are younger.
Also something your parents may do on a daily basis when you are younger.
Tyrone: "Bitches is super hot in college."
Tard: "*Bitches ARE super hot in college Tyrone. Get your shit together."
Out-Grammared
Tard: "*Bitches ARE super hot in college Tyrone. Get your shit together."
Out-Grammared
by Forestgeno January 5, 2013
Pretentious people on the internet frequently abuse this mechanic to make themselves look smart.
Proper grammar IS NOT a gauge of intelligence. Why don't more people use perfect grammar on the internet? Becuase they aren't writing academic papers online; they're writing in colloquialisms which other people understand. Many smart people talk colloquially because THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN SOCIETY.
And if you find the need to prowl around the internet, fixing people's grammatical errors to make yourself feel good then...you don't recognize that ultimately, the English language is meant to be used as a form of communication, and not a way to make yourself look smart.
tl;dr : people rnt complete dumbshits just bcuz they type like this so stop being such a grammar nazi
Proper grammar IS NOT a gauge of intelligence. Why don't more people use perfect grammar on the internet? Becuase they aren't writing academic papers online; they're writing in colloquialisms which other people understand. Many smart people talk colloquially because THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN SOCIETY.
And if you find the need to prowl around the internet, fixing people's grammatical errors to make yourself feel good then...you don't recognize that ultimately, the English language is meant to be used as a form of communication, and not a way to make yourself look smart.
tl;dr : people rnt complete dumbshits just bcuz they type like this so stop being such a grammar nazi
Person A: Your wrong. Your argument is compltely flawed because of A, B, and C.
Grammar Nazi: IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT "YOUR" AND YOU SPELLED "COMPLETELY" WRONG. Therefore I have proven that your level of intellegence is so far below mine that it would be a waste of time arguing with a Neanderthal like you. No, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AD HOMINEM IS.
Grammar Nazi: IT'S "YOU'RE", NOT "YOUR" AND YOU SPELLED "COMPLETELY" WRONG. Therefore I have proven that your level of intellegence is so far below mine that it would be a waste of time arguing with a Neanderthal like you. No, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AD HOMINEM IS.
by Samsar.a December 22, 2011
Something ridiculously stupid and useless because pretty much every time someone uses bad grammar or spelling you can still understand what they are saying. People using bad grammar is a lot less annoying than people who go around correcting it.
by J-Smoove March 12, 2006
Grammarous - Full of grammar, so meticulous about the construction of sentences and spelling of words that it is charming and fascinatingly attractive.
Me: Did you read Stacy's column in the local newspaper yesterday? shes absolutely grammarous.
Stacy: That was me. And it's written "she's".
Stacy: That was me. And it's written "she's".
by youcandropmydundundun January 29, 2016
Grammar is an ancient relic discovered recently. It was a technique that regular people use every day. Sadly, the use of grammar has decreased and is now obsolete.
Archeologists have recently discovered an important piece of our history- called grammar.
It steadily decreased during the 20th century.
It steadily decreased during the 20th century.
by We Are All Stupid December 17, 2018