Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019

Gospelize

To make any song sound more like gospel music; churchy

Listening to Kayne West Sunday Service and all of those songs that He tried to gospelize

by The original Queen Bee August 6, 2019

Gospeling

The action of trying to push your religious beliefs onto other people (usually Christians), and them getting upset when you don’t agree with their beliefs.

Carrie kept gospeling to us after we told her we didn’t believe in the Bible.

by yummyboot June 24, 2024

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.

"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021