The Gordon Lightfoot

Noun. The act of tapping someone lightly on the nuts with your foot in an attempt to either piss them off, or let them know you mean business.

Lowry was getting ticked that Hank kept peeing on his house so he went out to yell at him one day to find that Hank would not listen so readily. Lowry then proceeded to give Hank "The Gordon Lightfoot", which knocked Hank out of his alcoholic trance. Then Hank having been "Gordon Lightfooted" decided to turn his life around and become a porn star.

by Rapscalions without inhibition April 28, 2008

Mick Gordon

Mick Gordon was the legendary composer of various Bethesda games, he's mostly known for the Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal soundtrack. He also used a lawnmower for the soundtrack.

Person 1: "What genre is doom's ost composed by Mick Gordon?"
Person 2: "Violence"

by Wraith the discord mod September 4, 2020

Diggy Gorgonzola

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez

Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

gordon brown

Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight

Never a pound with Gordon Brown...

by youkay March 12, 2004

Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.

Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!

by TheKingoftheHill April 11, 2010

gorgon

Kittitian/antiguan/jamaican word to represent a shotta of high status.

A caribbean Island Don(Crime Boss)

If Al Capone was in the caribbean he would be considered the don gorgon

by E.A.R. Jr September 18, 2007

Gordon's Law

The act in which a male with the last name "Gordon" commences finger fornication with a female. Tickling the second brain most commonly found in the vagina.

The act of "Gordon's Law" gradually drives the female more insane and needy by the hour.

- "Gee Gordon, remember that asian bitch you fingered last month? She's fucking insane now. I think she has fallen victim to Gordon's Law."

- "Yeah that bitch be crazy."

by Ebenezer Shittingway November 19, 2010